A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
“You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here,
in the Holy Land, for £150.” The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would
you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful
to be buried here and you would spend only £150?” The man replied,
“Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose
from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”