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Quick, before it starts...

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  • Quick, before it starts...

    A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
    When he finished it,he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
    It’s gonna start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
    When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

    That’s it! She blows her top! "You *******!

    You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.

    Don’t you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

    The husband sighed. "Oh no - it’s started!".

  • #2
    lol get in
    i started with nothing, and have most of it left:([COLOR="Red"][/COLOR]

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    • #3
      hehehehe nice one
      A bad days fishing is better than a good day at work?????:p:eek:[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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