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Ideal Job

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  • Ideal Job

    A bloke goes into the
    Job Centre in London and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's
    Assistant.

    "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the
    girl behind the desk.

    The Job Centre Assistant sorts through her files
    and replies.

    "Oh, yes, here it is. OK, the job entails you getting
    patients ready for the gynaecologist."

    "You have to help the ladies out
    of their clothes and underwear, lie them down and gently wash their
    nether regions. Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair,
    then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's
    examination."

    "There's a starting annual salary of £85,000, but
    you're going to have to go to Glasgow."

    "Oh, why? Is that where the job is?" he asks.

    "No," replied the assistant, "that's where the end of the queue is."
    If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.:D:D:p
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