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yOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

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    > >> > >>>A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
    > >> > >>>waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because
    > >> > >>>he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know
    > >> > >>>me?"
    > >> > >>>
    > >> > >>>To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my
    > >> > >>>kids."
    > >> > >>>
    > >> > >>>Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
    > >> > >>>unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper
    > >> > >>>from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table
    > >> > >>>with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt
    > >> > >>>with wet celery???"
    > >> > >>>
    > >> > >>>She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's
    > >> > >>>teacher."
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    In darkness we do what we can
    In daylight we're oblivion

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