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irishman on a diet

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    An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
    "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
    This procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
    Lost at least 5 pounds."
    When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost Nearly
    60 POUNDS!
    "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
    The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were
    Going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
    "From hunger, you mean?"
    "No, from fookin' skippin'