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ahh well wrong vocation i new i should have been a jockey

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  • ahh well wrong vocation i new i should have been a jockey

    A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field
    trip to Churchill Downs, the famous Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
    When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one
    teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the
    men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no
    choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one,
    holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.

    As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that
    she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade."

    HE REPLIED: "No, ma'am, I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 7th race today.
    In darkness we do what we can
    In daylight we're oblivion

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