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A Happy Woman

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    A HAPPY WOMAN
    A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her
    bed and squealing with delight.

    Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how
    ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what
    you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says
    that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.

    The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old ass?"

    "Your name never came up," she replied
    In darkness we do what we can
    In daylight we're oblivion
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