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Irish Priest in Texas

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    Irish Priest in Texas

    Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas
    mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath
    of the beautiful day outside.

    He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front

    He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like
    this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

    "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at Saint
    Brigid's and there's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so
    kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

    Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,
    "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of
    last rites!"

    There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then
    replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the
    next of kin."
    Regards Billy Boy :)

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  • #2
    sorry dont get and thats weird for me as i allways do get jokes
    sensas /total angling