Not logged in, registered users

If you are fed up with seeing lots of adverts on Talk Angling, the way to get rid of them is REGISTER HERE as a member and then 95% of the adverts on the site will go away!
See more
See less


  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • smile

    Wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is atwork.

    The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them
    and hides in thebedroomcloset to watch.

    Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home.

    She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
    thelittle boyisalready in there.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."

    The man says, "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball."

    Man: "That's nice"

    Boy: "Want to buy it?"

    Man: "No, thanks."

    Boy: "My Dad's outside."

    Man: "OK, how much?"

    Boy: "$250"

    Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the lover find
    themselves inthe closet again.

    Boy: "Dark in here."

    Man: "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

    Boy: "$750"

    Man: "Sold"

    A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove,
    et's go outside and have a game of catch."

    The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

    The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

    Boy: "$1,000"

    The Dad says, "That's terrible to rip off your friends like that...
    that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession."

    In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the confessional
    and closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here."

    The priest says, "Don't start that again; you're in my closet now."

    In darkness we do what we can
    In daylight we're oblivion