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    She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

    He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."

    His eyes light up and he thinks, this is my lucky day.

    Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.

    More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"

    She explains, "The egg timer's broken."

    In darkness we do what we can
    In daylight we're oblivion

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    Like it

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    • #3
      When did my wife email this info to you ??????? NICE ONE larry

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      • #4
        lmao........soft boiled mine would have been
        In darkness we do what we can
        In daylight we're oblivion

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