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Sven on Millionare

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    Sven Goran Ericsson is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and has
    reached the million pound question. Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this
    is for one million pounds, and remember, you still have two lifelines
    left, so please take your time...." "Here's your question: What type of
    animal lives in a Sett? Is it...

    a) a badger

    b) a ferret

    c) a mole or

    d) a cuckoo? "

    Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, Iā€™m sorry Chris, I'm not too
    sure. I'll have to go 50-50." "Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong
    answers and see what you're left with." "Badger" and "Cuckoo" are the
    two remaining answers. Sven has a long think, then scratches his head
    and says, "No, Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a
    friend."

    "So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris. "Hmmm. I think I'll
    call David Beckham." So Tarrant phones David Beckham.

    David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'. I've
    got Sven Goran Ericsson here, and with your help he could win one
    million pounds. The next voice you hear will be Sven's"...

    "Hello David,ā€ says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives
    in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"

    "It's a badger, boss.,ā€ says Becks without hesitation.

    "You're sure?" says Sven.

    "Definitely, boss. One hundred per cent. It's a badger. Definitely."

    "Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The
    answer's a Badger. Final answer."

    "Sven," says Chris, "That's the correct answer. You've won One Million
    Pounds!!"

    Cue wild celebrations. Next morning at training, Sven
    calls Beckham across.

    "Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I
    might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder!

    But how the hell did you know that a badger lives in a sett?"

    "Oh... I didn't, boss," replies Beckham, "But everybody knows a cuckoo
    lives in a clock"

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