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3 dead bodies with smiles on there faces.

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  • 3 dead bodies with smiles on there faces.

    3 dead bodies turn up at the mortuary all 3 are smiling.The coroner finds this strange and informs the police.An inspector turns up and asks why the first Dead man is smiling the coroner replies well his name is David jones aged 50 he was making love to his 20 year old girlfreind and died of a heart attack thats why hes smiling.So whats with the second man asks the inspector ah says the coroner this is apparently hamish mcdonald a 40 year old scot who won £55000 on the lottery and spent it all on drink thats why hes smiling.So what about the 3rd man ah says the coroner this is 30 year old paddy o,rion he was struck by lightening,So why is he smiling asks the inspector oh says the coroner he thought he was having his photo taken.

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    nice one!
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