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More Vaseline Sir

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    A man doing market research knocked on a door and was
    greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at
    her feet.
    He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the
    She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.""
    And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
    We use it for sex."
    The researcher was a little taken back.
    "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle
    chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people
    do use it for sex.

    I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank
    so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?

    "The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My
    husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

    Simon Young
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

  • #2
    tee hee
    the carrot bites back:D
    ooh you are awful!!