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  • *two muslim mothers*

    Two Muslim mothers are comparing notes.
    The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts
    flipping through family photos and reminiscing.
    "This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would have been 24 now."
    The other mother replies, "Yes, I remember him as a baby."
    The first mother says, "He's a martyr now."
    "Oh... That's so sad, my dear.."
    Then the first mother flips to another picture. "And this is
    my second son, Abdul. He would be 21."
    "Oh, I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."
    The first mother sighs, "He's also a martyr."
    "Oh gracious me!! " says the second mother.
    And this... this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would
    be 18 this year."
    "Why, yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when
    he first started school!"
    "He's also a martyr," the first mother says. She sobs, her
    eyes fill with tears.
    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
    wistfully at the photos, gently lays her hand on the first
    woman's shoulder and says:
    "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
    Regards Billy Boy :)

    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
    ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

  • #2
    nice on mate

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    • #3
      top joke there m8
      Paypal gift is for friends only

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      • #4
        nice one mate
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        • #5
          Best so far this year



          Wish i was in the inner circle, Everytime i put the word muslim in a joke
          it gets taken off.
          Whatever you do, someone will always say "they knew you would"....!. :(:(:(

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          • #6
            Stocky maybe yours contained swear words which are always removed.

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            • #7
              First class.
              On the gathering storm comes a tall handsome man, in a dusty black coat and red right hand.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Brian G View Post
                Stocky maybe yours contained swear words which are always removed.
                Sorry to disagree with you, as being confrontational is not my bag.....but it didn't.
                Whatever you do, someone will always say "they knew you would"....!. :(:(:(

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                • #9
                  very good

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