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Lovely cheese scones

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    joke - cheese scones

    An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of
    impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite cheese
    scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and
    lifted himself from the bed.

    Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and
    with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled
    downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door frame,
    gazing into the kitchen.

    Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in
    heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were
    dozens of his favourite cheese scones! Was it heaven? Or was it one final
    act of heroic love from his devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it
    that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table,
    landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, he
    could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth, seemingly
    bringing him back to life.

    The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the nearest scone at
    the edge of the table, when his hand was suddenly smacked with a spatula
    by his wife . . . . . . . . . . .........


    GET OFF!! " she said, "They're for the funeral
    Last edited by polepot; 17 November 2008, 07:29 PM.
    Simon Young
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
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  • #2
    Don't know how I missed this, nice one
    The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others