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  • Polish Joke

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although
    his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one
    day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
    a divorce for him.

    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
    circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds?
    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean. What are your relations like?
    All my relations still in Poland.

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?
    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?
    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?
    She is going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?
    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?
    She is going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on
    shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."
    Regards Billy Boy :)

    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
    ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

  • #2
    Polish Remover. made me wee that !
    Last edited by polepot; 7 August 2007, 06:26 PM.
    [B][I][COLOR="Red"]There is no point trying if your afraid of losing[/COLOR][/I][/b]

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    • #3
      very good mate lol

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      • #4
        hahahaha toooooooo goood
        best finish in a match-last with 1oz-

        and im not joking

        Will Lakin (-14-)

        my pb bream [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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        • #5
          Polish man goes into an opticians...
          Optician covers one eye up and says to the bloke...
          "Can you read the top line ?"
          Polish man says " Read it ! I friggin know him "




          A new map of the world has been drawn. The North Pole is at the top, the South Pole is at the bottom and every other bloody Pole is in Britain.




          THE POPULATION OF WREXHAM WERE ASKED IF POLISH IMMIGRANTS WERE A PROBLEM. 23% SAID "YES ITS A SERIOUS PROBLEM" 77% SAID"CZESK BARDZO MI MILUGDZIE DJEST TOALDTA"




          Gordon Brown has said the recent polls haven't worried him at all.

          He stated, "They're doing a lovely job on my kitchen."
          Last edited by matk; 22 June 2008, 10:19 AM.
          "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
          Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

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          • #6
            llllllllmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooo
            best finish in a match-last with 1oz-

            and im not joking

            Will Lakin (-14-)

            my pb bream [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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            • #7
              nice one weldec i like it

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              • #8
                top bloke BUA,
                Regards Billy Boy :)

                .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
                ><((((?>
                .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

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