Little boy asks his daddy if he can buy him a Bicycle.

Daddy says "Son times are very hard your Mum and me are going through a tough time at the moment, your mum might loose her job and we have a £25,000 mortgage around our necks So i'm afraid we cant afford a bike".

Next morning Dad comes down stairs to see his little lad standing in the hallway with his case packed.

"Son what on earth are you doing "

"I'am leaving home daddy"

"what ever for Son"

"Well last night i walked past your bedroom door and heard you say to mum I'm pulling out and Mum said "I'm coming also".

"Well if you think you are ing off and leaving me with No Bike and a £25,000 mortgage youv'e got another thing coming".