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    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
    > inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there
    > was no afterlife.
    > After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
    > word he made contact, "Mary. Mary."
    >
    > "Is that you, Fred?"
    > "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
    > "What's it like?"
    > "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to
    > the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
    >
    > I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty
    > much all afternoon.
    >
    > After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night.
    > The next day it starts again."
    > "Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
    > "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."

  • #2
    its funny because its true

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    • #3
      that one of the best i have read for some time

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      • #4
        i like it, wish i was that rabbit
        how many times in one day mmmmmm yes i want to be that rabbit
        i like golf to lol...................
        [CENTER][/CENTER][SIZE="4"]The carrot is out there:eek: wiltshire mafia:eek: [/SIZE]

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        • #5
          what is betta being a rabbit or playin "golf"

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          • #6
            good un

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            • #7
              beltin
              yeah course u all go fishin all day every sunday dawn till dusk :rolleyes:

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