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    Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that =
    >> despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
    >>
    >> Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, =
    >> Cilla said, "Sean, if am not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with =
    >> yer. Lets go back to me ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
    >>
    >> So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off =
    >> to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
    >>
    >> Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for =
    >> half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold
    >> =
    >> my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".
    >>
    >> Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".
    >>
    >> He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex =
    >> than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let =
    >> me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have =
    >> to......."I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. =
    >> No problem hun".
    >>
    >> Cilla complies with the routine. The results are absolutely mind =
    >> blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette =
    >> and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer =
    >> willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
    >>
    >> Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a =
    >> scouser, the b!tch stole ma wallet !".
    Terminaly bewildered:confused:

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    John - Kingfisher
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      like it
      the carrot bites back:D
      ooh you are awful!!

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