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Pakistan Floods

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    Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber.

    There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.

    The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.

    I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my £2 a month donation back.

    What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy.

    There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan. It's called swim fast.

    Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed

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    also apparently from space it now looks like a bowl of cocoa pops and canada no longer holds the record for most lakes.
    i'm not lazy, just energy efficient.

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    • #3
      the round the world yacht race crews are said to be gutted the just been overtaken by 4 pakistanis on a garage door!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ian lee View Post
        the round the world yacht race crews are said to be gutted the just been overtaken by 4 pakistanis on a garage door!!
        Ian,
        That did make me chuckle

        GARY S

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