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  • 2 little boy's

    Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were
    Excessively mischievous. They were always

    Getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.

    If any mischief occurred in their town,
    The two boys were probably involved.

    The boys' mother heard that a preacher
    In town had been successful in disciplining children,
    So she asked if he would speak with her boys.

    The preacher agreed, but he asked to see
    Them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first,
    In the morning, with the older boy to see
    The preacher in the afternoon.

    The preacher, a huge man with a booming
    Voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
    'Do you know where God is, son?'

    The boy's mouth dropped open , but he
    Made no response, sitting there wide-eyed
    With his mouth hanging open.

    So the preacher repeated
    The question in an even sterner tone,
    'Where is God?'

    Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
    The preacher raised his voice even more and shook

    His finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?'

    The boy screamed and bolted from the
    Room, ran directly home and dove into his closet,
    Slamming the door behind him.

    When his older brother found him in the
    Closet, he asked, 'What happened?'

    The younger brother, gasping for breath,
    Replied,'We are in BIG trouble this time,'

    (I just LOVE reading this next line again and again

    'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'
    Terminaly bewildered:confused:

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