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    > >>An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning> >>with a
    > >> > >>purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and
    > >> > >>insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she
    > >>said,
    > >> > >>she had a lot of money.
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is
    > >>always
    > >> > >>right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
    > >>office.
    > >> > >>
    > >> >
    > >>The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to
    > >>deposit.
    > >> > >>She
    > >> > >>placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The
    > >>president
    > >> > >>was curious and asked her how she had
    > >> >been able to save
    > >> > >>so
    > >>much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your
    > >> > >>testicles are square."
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
    > >> > >>impossible to win a bet like that.
    > >> >
    > >>
    > >> > >>The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the
    > >>president and
    > >> > >>said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
    > >> > >>testicles are not square."
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of
    > >>money
    > >> > >>involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10
    > >>o'clock
    > >> >
    > >> > >>tomorrow
    > >> > >>
    > >> >
    > >> >>morning with my lawyer as a witness."
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>That
    >night, the president became very nervous about the bet
    > >>and
    > >> > >>spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
    > >>testicles,
    > >> > >>turning them this way and that, checking them over again and
    > >>again
    > >> > >>until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles
    > >>as
    > >> > >>square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could
    > >>lose
    > >> > >>the bet.
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
    > >>arrived at
    > >> > >>the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the
    > >>$25,000
    > >> > >>bet made the day before that the president's testicles were
    > >>square.
    > >> > >>
    > >>
    > > >>The president
    > >> >confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
    > >> > >>made
    > >>the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his
    > >> > >>pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>The president was happy to oblige.
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
    > >>asked the
    > >> > >>president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the
    > >>president.
    > >> > >>"Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
    > >> > >>
    > >> > >>The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
    > >>president
    > >> > >>noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the
    >wall.
    > >>He
    > >> > >>asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied,
    > >>"Oh,
    > >> > >>it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10
    > >>o'clock in
    > >> > >>the morning I would be holding
    > >> >the
    > >> > >>balls of the
    > >> > >>President of the Bank of Canada!"
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