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Not quite right

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    Not quite right

    There’s a bloke by me who’s a wee bit strange
    You know, not all there in the head
    He’s a tinny short of a four pack
    The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead

    He walks with his arms a-dangling
    His head hangs sidewards on his neck
    He’s only got one oar in the water
    He’s an ace short of a deck

    No-one knows what his name is
    No-one knows what he does
    The light’s on but nobody’s home
    I reckon he got on the wrong bus

    His hair looks kinda greasey
    ‘Cause it’s stuck to his head with laquer
    He’s definitely not wired up right
    His cheese has slipped off his cracker

    The lift don’t go up to the top floor
    He’s certainly not the full shilling
    He’s a sandwich short of a picnic
    The body’s able but the brain ain’t willing.

    He’s one slate short of a rooftop
    The grey matter’s all gone white
    I think you get what I’m saying
    The poor bloke ain’t quite right

  • #2
    excellent, so your a poet and didnt know it
    brookside anglers EX- superstar


    • #3
      I don't normally like to show it, just in case I blow it


      • #4
        nice one Phil
        In darkness we do what we can
        In daylight we're oblivion


        • #5
          Very good Phil. Keep em coming
          On the gathering storm comes a tall handsome man, in a dusty black coat and red right hand.