Not logged in, registered users

If you are fed up with seeing lots of adverts on Talk Angling, the way to get rid of them is REGISTER HERE as a member and then 95% of the adverts on the site will go away!
See more
See less

Pat and Mick

  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Pat and Mick

    One afternoon, Pat met Mick, whom he hadn't seen for quiet some time. After chatting for a while, Pat asked Mick what he was doing with himself at the moment. Mick told Pat that he was Studying at University College in Dublin.

    "Be Jazuz." said Pat..."And what are you Studying?."

    "Logic" replied Mick.

    "What's Logic?" said Pat.

    "Well!" said Mick...."Do You Have a GoldFish?" Pat: "I do!"

    Mick: "So probably have the Fish for your Kids!" Pat: "That's Right!"

    Mick: "So.. Having Kids means your probably married...!" Pat: "That's Right!"

    Mick: "So Being Married means you're not a Homosexual!" Pat: "That's Right!"

    Mick Explains that it was Logic that allowed him to figure all that out. The Boys say Goodbye and head off in different directions.

    An hour later, Pat meets his mate Shamey!. After a while Shamey asked Pat had he seen Mick around. Pat explains that he met Mick only an hour ago.Shamey said: "And what's old Mick doing with Himself?". Pat replies "He's studying at the University". Shamey: "And What's He Studying?".

    Pat: "Logic!"

    Shamey: "And What's Logic?"

    Pat: "Let me Explain....Do you have a GoldFish?"

    Shamey: "No"


    Pat: "Then you´re a Homosexual "
    Simon Young
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

  • #2
    PMSL Simon