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  • fly swatter

    One day a woman walked into the kitchen and saw her husband trying to kill a fly with a swatter in his hand.
    "What are you doing?" asked the wife.
    "I'm hunting these damn flies!" replied the husband.
    "Really," said the wife, "Have you killed any yet?"
    "Yeah," replied the husband, "Three males and two females!"
    "Yeah?" asked the wife, "How can you tell the difference?"
    "Easy," replied the husband, "Three were on the beer can and two were on the phone!"

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    Ha Ha good one.

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