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  • Vaseline!!!!

    A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and
    was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
    'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?'
    She said, 'Yes, my husband and I use it all the time.'
    'If you don't mind my asking,' he said, 'what do you use it for?'
    'We use it for sex,' she said.
    The researcher was a little taken aback. 'Usually people lie to me and say they
    use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
    But in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire
    you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you
    tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?'

    The woman said, 'I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on
    the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.
    Terminaly bewildered:confused:

  • #2
    Not bad!
    To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.


    • #3
      TIN CAN MAN use's it he says its good for CHAPS
      Behind a successful man is a good woman, behind an unsuccessful man is the other woman.