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Gobby Parrot

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  • Gobby Parrot

    A woman is looking around her local pet shop and spots 3 parrots for sale - £200, £100 and £15. She asks why the £15 parrot was so cheap and the owner replied "he used to work in a brothel"
    the woman thinks that this is quite cool so buys it and takes it home.

    Upon returning home, the parrot says "bloomin el, a new brothel" the woman laughs,

    The womans 2 daughters arrive home and the parrot says "bloomin el, new prostitutes", the girls laugh,

    The womans husband walks in and the parrot shouts "bloomin el Keith, hows it going, i aint seen you for ages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

  • #2
    Nice one,blueser ;-)
    Team south- 2014 talk angling inter regional team champs
    Alwight tweacle?

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    • #3
      No swearing or warnings either PK did you notice? lol
      To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

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      • #4
        I did mate-very impressed! Lol!
        Team south- 2014 talk angling inter regional team champs
        Alwight tweacle?

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        • #5
          That would be my luck that with that parrot!
          To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

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          • #6
            Lol...!
            [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

            Half man, half Octoplus, half bean wannabe test pilot.

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