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    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
    morning; it's a bad one.
    Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
    are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their
    cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
    Wow, just look at our cars!
    There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
    that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
    rest of our days".

    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
    must be a sign from God!"
    The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
    is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
    God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

    Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
    agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to
    the woman.
    The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
    hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The
    woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "




    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Women are evil bitches.
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