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Sisters Of St. Francis

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  • Sisters Of St. Francis

    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices
    A sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    10 MILES

    He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
    Second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    5 MILES

    Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
    Past a third sign saying:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    NEXT RIGHT

    His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
    Far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
    The door reading:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
    In a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

    He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
    Possibly doing business...."

    "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
    Passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
    And tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

    He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
    The door.... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go
    Through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

    He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
    The door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself
    Back in the parking lot facing another sign:

    GO IN PEACE.
    YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
    SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
    Regards Billy Boy :)

    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
    ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

  • #2
    Billy Boy from hero to zero with one story
    I have an incidental on my left shoulder, he's always there, he's my friend.
    He says he gives me good advice. does he ?

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