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Mad mad Ethel

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  • Mad mad Ethel

    Ethel and the wheel chair!

    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair,
    and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking
    corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
    on the long corridors.

    Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of
    a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some
    of them actually joined in.

    One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when
    a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with
    his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm
    voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

    Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a
    Kit Kat wrapper
    and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away
    Ethel sped down the hall.

    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one
    wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and
    shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
    Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink
    coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and
    said "On your way, Ma'am."

    As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig
    stepped out in front of her, buck-naked, and holding
    his you-know-what" in his hand.

    "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "This is the fifth time
    this week you have stopped me, not that damn
    breathalyzer test again"
    Simon Young
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

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      It's the way you tell 'em!! lol
      John - Kingfisher
      Talk Angling Senior Member
      Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle:D