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When you're drunk

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  • When you're drunk

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab with extra chilli? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
    coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
    doorway or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
    Terminaly bewildered:confused:

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    Very Good
    Team Mosella Black Country

    Sex is like Poker.
    If you havnt got a good partner.
    Then you better have a good Hand

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    • #3
      thats a gud 1
      yeah course u all go fishin all day every sunday dawn till dusk :rolleyes:

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      • #4
        i cant say any of them sober
        I want an end peg

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