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    A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
    African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
    camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the
    camel was kept there.

    The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men
    here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
    That's why we have the Molly the Camel.'

    The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
    about 'urges', so the camel can stay.'

    About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy
    with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his
    tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the
    ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

    When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'

    'No not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town where
    the girls are.'
    Regards Billy Boy :)

    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

  • #2
    hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah ahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha made me cry
    [FONT="System"][COLOR="Black"]Matt.Ingram be the name
    Guess who is back...


    • #3
      Nowt like a good happy cry Matt
      Regards Billy Boy :)

      .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
      .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>


      • #4
        nice one bill


        • #5
          nice one weldec i like that one