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Why you should make sure you think before you speak ....

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  • Why you should make sure you think before you speak ....

    Why you should make sure you think before you speak ....




    The Vicar in a small Masonic village loved his chickens that he kept in

    the coop behind the Lodge





    One Sunday before Church Service he went to feed the birds and

    discovered that the cock was missing.





    He knew about the cock fights in the village and knowing the light

    fingered, gambling, IRD defaulters in his Masonic congregation he decided

    to question them during the service.





    Impromptly he asked his congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?' All the

    men stood up.





    'No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock All the women

    stood up.





    'No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that

    doesn't belong to them?'





    Half the women stood up !





    'No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has

    anybody seen my cock?'



    Sixteen choir boys, two scout masters and a goat stood up.
    Regards Billy Boy :)

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    ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>
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