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Welshmen and Sheep

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  • Welshmen and Sheep

    A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
    several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant,
    and
    phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial
    insemination.

    The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
    wanting
    to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the
    sheep
    are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and
    instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

    The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
    that
    artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.

    So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the
    woods,
    has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

    Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are
    all
    still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and
    loads
    them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex
    with
    each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed
    exhausted.

    Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try
    again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them
    out
    to the woods. He spends all day having sex with the sheep and upon
    returning home, falls knackered into bed.

    The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out
    of
    the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying

    in the grass.

    "No," she says,

    "They're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."
    Simon Young
    Admin
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

  • #2
    hahahahaa got to love welsh jokes.
    [FONT="System"][COLOR="Black"]Matt.Ingram be the name
    Guess who is back...
    [COLOR="Red"]Shiamano[/COLOR]
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