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    THE SETTING: A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

    Old Man speaks:

    "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months.

    But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."

    Then the old man gestured at the bar.

    "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days.

    But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

    Then the old man points out the window.

    "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea.. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board.

    But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

    Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

    "But ya kiss ONE goat . . . "
    Last edited by polepot; 30 December 2007, 09:16 AM.
    The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others

  • #2
    Very good i enjoyed that
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    • #3
      like it

      By the way what did they call him


      • #4
        Larry hehehehehehehehehe


        • #5
          can't write what they called him I'd get thrown off the site :-)
          The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others