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Ethel Strikes Again

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  • Ethel Strikes Again

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

    One day while they were walking by the hospital lake, Jim
    suddenly jumped into a peg off the dam wall. He sank to the bottom
    about 30ft down and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him; she swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
    out clambering up the steep Dam wall.

    When the Head of Nursing heard of this heroic act, she immediately ordered
    Edna to be discharged from the hospital considering her to be mentally

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna I have some good news
    and some bad news for you. The good news is that you are to be discharged
    since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping into the
    water and saving the life of the one you loved and I have concluded that
    your act displays sound mindedness.'

    The bad news is - Jim hung himself in the woods a few minutes after you saved
    him with his belt, he must have really wanted to end it all! I am sorry to say he is dead.

    Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself - I put him there to dry.
    Last edited by Oneabung; 22 September 2006, 02:06 PM.
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    The old uns are still the best