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A young man called Ronan

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  • A young man called Ronan

    A young man called Ronan from Foxrock wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend.

    They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Greystones.

    Ronan consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal.

    Off he went with his sister to Brown Thomas and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time.

    BT's had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ronan unknowingly got the knickers.

    Good old Ronan sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.



    Dear Sasha,

    I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).

    These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.

    I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

    I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

    When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

    Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

    I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

    All my love,

    Ronan.

    P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down
    with a little bit of fur showing.
    Regards Billy Boy :)

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  • #2
    Happy New Year Weldec!! Nearly had another heart attack reading your joke - brilliant!!
    John - Kingfisher
    Talk Angling Senior Member
    Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle:D
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    • #3
      Legendary!
      Asi Seat Box For Sale Pm With Interest! :D :p

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      • #4
        Thanks John, and a very happy New Year to you and your family mate hope all your nets are full ones.

        Nice one Mitch glad you liked it, happy new year to you mate.
        Regards Billy Boy :)

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        • #5
          Another top quality effort Billy Boy
          I have an incidental on my left shoulder, he's always there, he's my friend.
          He says he gives me good advice. does he ?

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          • #6
            Glad you liked it Gary, Compliments of the season to you mate hope you have a happy net full new year
            Regards Billy Boy :)

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            • #7
              Originally posted by weldec View Post
              Glad you liked it Gary, Compliments of the season to you mate hope you have a happy net full new year
              Happy new year mate hope your kettle never skins over
              I have an incidental on my left shoulder, he's always there, he's my friend.
              He says he gives me good advice. does he ?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by jethro View Post
                Happy new year mate hope your kettle never skins over
                I L I K E I T. It never gets time to skin over mate.
                Regards Billy Boy :)

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