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    There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
    The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
    The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'
    The priest thought long and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and drink the juice.'
    The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
    The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
    Last edited by Kingfisher; 10 February 2008, 08:21 PM. Reason: mistype
    John - Kingfisher
    Talk Angling Senior Member
    Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle:D

  • #2
    good one mate....


    • #3
      very good my son
      I have an incidental on my left shoulder, he's always there, he's my friend.
      He says he gives me good advice. does he ?


      • #4
        nice one hahaha
        The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others


        • #5
          luvly jublee


          • #6
            Top draw John.
            Regards Billy Boy :)

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