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Ungrateful Wife

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    UNGRATEFUL WIFE


    One day she came home early and found her husband in their

    bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife

    was VERY upset!



    "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me

    a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want

    a divorce straight away!"

    And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what

    happened"



    "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words

    you'll say to me!"



    And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young

    lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and

    defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

    I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

    She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!

    So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the pizza I made for you

    last night, the one you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on

    weight. The poor thing devoured it in seconds.

    Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while She

    was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of

    holes so I threw them away.

    Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the

    designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because

    you say they are too tight.



    I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,

    which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.



    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that

    you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots

    you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work

    has a pair like them.."



    He took a quick breath and continued:

    "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I

    walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said



    "Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't

    use?'
    Regards Billy Boy :)

    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
    ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

  • #2
    Lmao!

    [COLOR="Magenta"][B][FONT="Arial Black"]The Minx[/FONT][/B][/COLOR]

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    • #3
      very good mate
      sensas /total angling

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