A long haired Scouser walked into the local "Job Center" office
to sign on. He marched straight up to the
counter and said,
'Hi.! You know, I just HATE drawing the dole. I'd really rather have a job.'
The girl behind the counter said, ' Your timing is
excellent, Sir..' 'We have just received a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his
beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012
Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of
your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is
in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.. A two-bedroom
loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located
above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the
salary is £200,000 a year. '
The Scouser plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're having me at it"
The Job Center girl replied, " Yeah, well. . you started it!"
to sign on. He marched straight up to the
counter and said,
'Hi.! You know, I just HATE drawing the dole. I'd really rather have a job.'
The girl behind the counter said, ' Your timing is
excellent, Sir..' 'We have just received a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his
beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012
Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of
your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is
in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.. A two-bedroom
loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located
above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the
salary is £200,000 a year. '
The Scouser plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're having me at it"
The Job Center girl replied, " Yeah, well. . you started it!"
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