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The Sheriff

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  • The Sheriff

    A guy is sitting in his living room watching TV when he notices a Police car pull up in front of his house. The Sheriff and his deputy come up and knock on the front door.

    He answers the door and the Sheriff says, "Are you Mr. Smith?"

    "Yes," he says.

    "Are you married, sir?"

    "Yes I am," replies Mr. Smith.

    "Would you happen to have a picture of your wife, sir?"

    "Yes I do," says Mr. Smith.

    "Would you mind getting it and showing it to us."

    "No problem, gents." He goes into the living room and returns with her picture and hands it to the Sheriff.

    A very serious look comes across the Sheriff's face and he looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry Mr. Smith but it looks like your wife was run over by a truck."
    Mr. Smith replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is a fantastic cook!!!"
    Regards Billy Boy :)

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  • #2
    Like it!
    To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

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    • #3
      Pmsl!!

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      • #4
        Quality!
        If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.:D:D:p

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