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    I was staring at this beautiful woman on the train home earlier...
    she said "what are you looking at?"
    I said,
    "6-8 years depending on how hard you struggle!"


    Jack the Ripper and a lady of ill-repute are walking down the notorious streets of Londons' Whitechapel. It was dark, dingy and the mist crept around the feet of the two walkers. "Oh Sir," said the lady "this alleyway is awfully frightening!" "Tell me about it!" said Jack.
    "I have to walk back down it alone!"


    I had a rough childhood growing up, My Dad used to beat me with a camera......
    I still get flashbacks!


    Spent an hour at the wife's grave this morning...
    Bless her!! She thinks I'm digging a pond.


    Whats the difference between a lesbian in a porno film and a real life one?
    About 12 stone!!

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    Very good!
    To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

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    • #3
      Class as usual!!

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      • #4
        fantastic as usual

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