A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Southall minicab office.

The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman and made no attempt to start the cab.

"What's wrong with you luv, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from".
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me luvie, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with?