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  • few more jokes

    Bought my wife a new fridge for her birthday
    Should have seen her face light up when she opened it

    Just bought Cluedo: The swingers version
    Turns out they all did it.....in every room

    Doctor says to lady patient " Your heart,lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all ok. Now let me see that little thing that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble".
    The lady swings into action removes her panties and spreads her legs.
    Doctor says " No no put your clothes back on. Just show me your tongue".

    Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape.
    Boy was she mad when I started holding auditions for her part.

    Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson has filed a police report claiming that Roberto Mancini had stolen his stopwatch.

    My girlfriend did a pregnancy test this morning and my worst fears were confirmed.
    She's just a fat cow.
    Steve
    Up the Villa

  • #2
    pmsl like em

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    • #3
      Very good! ;-)
      To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

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