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    A little old lady enters the lift on the ground floor of Harrod's. On the first floor, a dolled-up blonde enters, bearing with her a thick cloud of perfume. She looks down her nose at the little old lady and says,"Chanel Number 5, 50 ml for 150 pounds!"On the second floor, an even more tarted-up brunette bitch enters the lift, also bearing with her a thick cloud of perfume. Looking down her nose at the little old lady, she says,"Cartier, 50 ml for 250 pounds!"On the third floor, the little old lady is just about to get out when she lets off a massive fart. She turns to the two snooty bitches and says,"Brussels sprouts from Aldi, half a pound for 37 pence!"
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