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    Mrs. Biamonte comes to visit her son Vito for dinner. Vito lives with a female roommate, Marie. During the course of the meal, Mama can't help but notice how pretty Vito's roommate is. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between her son, Vito and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, Vito volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Mari e and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Marie comes to Vito saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email:



    Dear Mama,

    I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it.

    But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Vito


    Several days later, Vito receives an email response from his Mama:
    Vito,

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Marie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her.

    But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

    Love, Mama


    MORAL: Never lie to your Mama

  • #2
    Nice one mate

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    • #3
      class act well done on the joke
      sensas /total angling

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