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  • Jack and Jill

    Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side.

    "When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got
    home was take off my trousers," he said.

    "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on."

    "When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that
    she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large."

    I told her: "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
    this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never
    had a single problem.

    Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone
    after the wedding, he did the same thing - took off his trousers,
    gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the
    trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.

    "Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship
    and I always will. I don't want you to forget that".

    Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try
    these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.

    "I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.

    "Exactly," replied Jill.

    "And if you don't change your f***ing attitude, you never will."

  • #2
    Gud un polepot
    Even when I draw a half decent peg fate conspires against me...............:(

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    • #3
      clap clap clap very good
      sensas /total angling

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      • #4
        Top draw Polepot .

        I guess we have all been in Jacks position .
        Regards Billy Boy :)

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        • #5
          nice one mate

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          • #6
            nice one mate,, yes you are right there weldec..........lol

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            • #7
              so WHO wears the trousers then

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              • #8
                not you

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                • #9
                  Now YOU know that is NOT true

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                  • #10
                    Gosh Mrs Sumo thats a blast from the past an old archive joke back from 2006, still as good as the first time. So who wear the waders in your house
                    Regards Billy Boy :)

                    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
                    ><((((?>
                    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

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