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The Life Cycle

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  • The Life Cycle

    At last someone has produced what I always said would be the ideal.

    The life cycle is all backwards .....



    You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

    Then, you wake up in an old folks home feeling better every day.

    You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
    when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
    ready

    for High School.

    You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
    responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
    conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
    day,

    and then, you finish off as an orgasm!!


    I rest my case..
    Simon Young
    Admin
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

  • #2
    Sounds good to me

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