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    A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. When he is finished he climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
    "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you
    want, I do anyting -Juss anyting you want. You juss ask... So... whatchu want?" he says,trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will
    impress her.
    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request.
    She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try something I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
    More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
    Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her .
    "You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?"

  • #2
    A real cracker
    Putting my fishing tackle in the car is my first step towards failure!