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Two Lips and Seven Kisses

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  • Two Lips and Seven Kisses

    Is this a Record ?


    There was this old woman who heard a song called, "Two Lips and Seven
    Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio
    to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously
    called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven
    Kisses?"

    The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have
    two nuts and seven inches!"


    So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"


    To which the man replied, "No, its average!"
    Regards Billy Boy :)

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