Two Lips and Seven Kisses

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Is this a Record ?


There was this old woman who heard a song called, "Two Lips and Seven
Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio
to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously
called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven
Kisses?"

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have
two nuts and seven inches!"


So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"


To which the man replied, "No, its average!"